The name: Jason
The age: 19
The place of residence: Canberra, Australia.
What else do you need to know?

hallucynation:

This was by far the most important thing that happened in Australia in the year 2000

ultrafacts:

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notmysecret:

OH MY FUCKING GOD I WANT 50 OF THEM

notmysecret:

OH MY FUCKING GOD I WANT 50 OF THEM

(Source: yodiscrepo)

ultrafacts:

Abraham Lincoln vs. John F. Kennedy Source

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

(Source: haus-of-ill-repute)

johnthemod1:

THEY FUCKING WENT THERE.

(Source: south-park-gifs)

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jonesdavid813:

cyanblur:

cyanblur:

what do you call this color gradient?

image

black to the fuchsia

oh my god

trashboat:

invisible jesus takes the world by storm

trashboat:

invisible jesus takes the world by storm

(Source: vug)

Chuck a u’ey

—Australian proverb (via aristophania)

me with my American friend part 2

lucuha:

me: hey American friend i bought this football for you

American friend: *stops playing the banjo and cleaning their guns and drinking their soda* Oh y’all know me too well I love them good ol’ sports hell yeah 

ultrafacts:

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svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth